"I have lived for 1500 years. I know boring like the back of my hand." ✦ Fantasy fanfiction. ✦ Explicit language. ✦ Slow updates (depends). [ 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝/𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝. ] (ONGOING) - 2024