Sbg x reader chatfic(EDITING)

Talking parrot🦜🦜

Parrot😔🦜

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Harlyn
You better come and get this bird out of my house before I cook it and eat it like it's a chicken

Goldfish crackers whore and 5 others are online

Goldfish crackers whore
Damn
Wtf did the parrot do to deserve that

Kidnapper
Oo a parrot? I want it

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IT'S BEEN YELLING AT ME FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS LIKE-
Why do these things gotta talk😠

Long hair but no long hair🧍‍♀️
Is it that bad?

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YES
THAT BITCH CALLED ME A WHORE🤬

Goldfish crackers whore
Omg
Srry I taught him to call my neighbor a whore

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I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR

Goldfish crackers whore
I'm talking about my other neighbor..

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WERE YOU SPECIFIC ON WHICH NEIGHBOR WHEN YOU WERR TEACHING IT?!?!?!!

Goldfish crackers whore
Uh

Thing #2🤬
Can you guys shut up

Goldfish crackers whore
Suck my 12 mile long dick

Thing #2🤬
What the fuck.....

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HARLYN ELODI HARTLEY
COME GET THIS BITCH RN OR ELSE IT'S ON SIGHT🤬🤬🤬🤬

Goldfish crackers whore
Fine.....

Goldfish crackers whore is offline

Kidnapper
I'll pay you $50 if you let me come and take him before she arrives

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Aiden she's my neighbor

Kidnapper
Oh

Thing #1😇
Aren't you likee
Rich?
Can't you hust buy one?

Kidnapper
OH YEAH

Kidnapper is offline
Ouiet tall guy us online

Quiet tall guy
Why did Aiden just run out the door

Puppy🐶
He's going to buy a parrot.
A talking one too.

Ouiet tall guy
Oh dear god

Goldfish crackers whore is online

Goldfish crackers whore
Y/N DID YOUR FATASS EAT THE PARROT

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NO I DIDN'T I TOLD YOU I LET IT OUT THE WINDOW

Kidnapper is online

Kidnapper
I think someone lost their parrot
I'm keeping it

Goldfish crackers whore
NO IT'S MINE GIVE IT BACK
Y/N LET IT FLY OUT THE WINDOW

Kidnapper
Oh
I'm still keeping it

Goldfish crackers whore
Consider yourself an opp.

Thing #2🤬
Is that supposed to scare him?

Ouiet tall guy
He's not scared.
He's just straight up dumb.

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HAHAHA BEN UR SO FUNNY🥰
Pls just one chance🙏🙏🙏

Kidnapper
Down bad🫵

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Damn right

Kidnapper
HOKD ON
SHUT UP
I just got a notification

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What is it?

Thing #2🤬
It's probably from fckin roblox or
some shit

Long hair but no long hair🧍‍♀️
Most likely

Kidnapper
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ALL MY MONEY'S GONE
HARLYN☹️

Goldfish crackers whore
Serves you right

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Omg
Sharing is caring❤️

Kidnapper
FINE I'LL GUVE BACK THA PARROT

Goldfish crackers whore
Thank you snookie bookie

Kidnapper
Kay why ess

I'm cumming😣😩
Now both of u stfu
I'm tryna take a nap

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Theres this chapterr but OMG GOD DAYUMM😍😍
EDITED June 1 2024