ONE WEEK BEFORE:
(Written in play form as mentioned before)
Stan and Kyle are laughing.
Kyle: Dude you really know how to tell shitty jokes you son of a bitch!
Stan: Then why the fuck are you laughing?!
Cartman: You guys should get a room.
Kyle and Stan look at Cartman in disapproval.
Cartman: Kahl, do you love Stan more than your brother? Because I think you want to kiss him you big gay Jew.
Kyle steps up to Cartman furious and he looks like he's going to punch him.
Kyle: IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR FUCKING FAT MOUTH I'M GOING TO BASH YOUR FUCKING FATASS INTO A STICK.
Cartman: Okay okay, jeez just saying.
I'll make you have a decision sooner than you think stupid Jew...
Kyle: Anyways, I'll see you guys later.
Kyle leaves.
Cartman: You're going to have to tell him sooner or later Stan.
Stan: W-WHAT?! CARTMAN YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE HIM.
Stan looks away and crosses his arms.
Kenny comes walking and sipping a soda can.
Kenny: Hey what's up.
Cartman: Hey Kinny, Stan doesn't wanna admit the fact he likes Kyle.
Kenny: Huh. Wait so you're gay?
Stan: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH KYLE!!!!
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Going Insane (REMASTERED EDITION, sort of)
FanfictionThe plot will be found when I fully figure out what the storyline is going to be throughout.
