Dating Alastor Would Include...🦌

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🦌TONS of roses. Delivered to your doorstep every week, with of course, Alastor's signature card.😏

🦌Lots of long walks in the middle of the night, throughout his favorite spots of Hell or even the Mortal world.🌆

🦌Random shopping sprees. BECAUSE YOU ARE HIS QUEEN!🥰

🦌He'll buy the most GORGEOUS dresses made from the finest tailors in Hell just for you. But he might have to threaten a few demons who eyes tend to follow your every move while you wear the said dresses😂

🦌Your favorite songs being featured on his Radio broadcast. Plus a few songs he's written just for you.❤

🦌He's not much of a sweet tooth, but he'll buy you lots of candies and sweets just to see your beautiful smile😁 Plus he'll make his special "Chocolate covered strawberries" 💘

🦌Handholding, plus hand kissing, cause he's a GENTLEMAN!😘

🦌Him not having ANY sort of modern technology in his house besides an old timey radio and a SERIOUSLY old timey phone. No TV, no game systems...nothing.😆

🦌You searching for him, only to find him asleep in a chair, either his head hanging off to the side or propped up by his hand.😁

🦌Him being the chef of the house, making the best damn food you've had in a long time. Plus making his personal favorite, Jambalaya🤩

🦌Always wears an apron while cooking❤

🦌Adamant about keeping the house clean, and BIG on keeping himself clean, and asking you to do the same.

🦌You secretly sneaking your phone besides him while he sleeps, volume turned all the way up as the PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME song blasts, which will make him snap awake totally freaked out, picking up your phone in horror.
"This contraption is speaking to me! Y/N! What is the meaning of this?!" you'll die of laughter, and he'll ask you what the hell is a peanut butter jelly time.

🦌MATCHING OUTFITS!😍

🦌Him lifting you up when you're feeling down with a song and dance done by him and his shadows💖

🦌Him lovingly running his thumb across your hands/you giving him shoulder massages when he's had a rough day💫

🦌You enjoying watching Alastor and Angel Dust bicker😂

🦌Him showing you AND ONLY YOU his soft side. On nights when he has bad nightmares from his human past, he'll cling to you a little extra❤

🦌DAD JOKES shared between the two of you ALL THE TIME🤓

🦌Him using Deer puns just to annoy you:
"Oh Y/N?"
"Hm?"
"I just had the most WONDERFUL Ideer."
"...you seriously-, that doesn't even make sense!"
"Why darling, I deer you to-"
"THATS IT! I'm leaving!" 🦌

🦌Him saying the word "Darling" in a super seductive way just to make your face turn bright red and see you fangirl😆

🦌Him knowing everyone of your fangirl weak spots, and teasing you just so that you'll at one point get so flustered that you can't even speak.

🦌Him being SERIOUSLY protective over you. To the point where if any demon touches/or threatens you, well...the next day, a face from Hell will be missing😈

🦌Him spoiling you rotten on your birthday!💐

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