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The Story as Told to Me by a Cat

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by DaeCat

by DaeCat

CHAPTER 1

Cat is hunting. Cat sneaks. Cat stops. Cat smells. Smell. Cat changes direction. Smell stronger. Cat pauses. Cat stalks. Cat leaps. Cat catches. Cat eats. Cat content. Cat closes eyes. Cat sleeps.

CHAPTER 2

Cat wakes. Cat blinks. Cat stretches. Cat leaps back. Cat scratches head. Cat sits up. Cat is not cat. Cat is man. Man hops on all fours. Man dashes across floor. Man leaps out window. Man crosses garden. Man cold. No clothes. Man jumps fence. Passer-by screams. Man panics. Man runs onto road. Screams. Man turns back. Screams. Man pauses. Car. Flat man. End.