Once upon a time in a small village lived a fruit. His name was guam. Everybody in the village laughed. The name "Guam" was inherited from his great great grandfather, who faught in the great war of guam. One day he saw a flier on the side of a local tavern that said the Royal Chef was looking for the best fruit salad for the king in all the land. Guam was excited because he knew he was in the best position to fulfill the act of being the king's fruit. After days of traveling, he finally made it to the front door of the castle. He was then run over by a horse. Guam was actually a grapefruit. The End.
