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lily potter
lilys; a good place to put your opinions is up your ass

albus potter
albusted; i'm so fucking gay, i can't even think straight

james potter
jamespottah; of course i talk to myself. sometimes i need expert advice

rose granger-weasley
rosay; behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

hugo granger-weasley
grangerdanger; you call them swear words, i call them sentence enhancers

teddy lupin
tedd; here's a great big cup of calm the hell down

victoire weasley
victwat ; i have heels higher than your standards

dominique weasley
dorkinique; i eat cake because it's someones birthday somewhere

louis weasley
louis; be yourself, everyone else is a twat

roxanne weasley
roxnroll; i've been putting a lot of thought into it and i think being an adult is just not going to work

fred weasley
fredhead; they say "don't try this at home", so i'm coming over to your house to try it

lucy weasley
lucyfer; i don't sing in the car. i perform

molly weasley
mollyfied; it takes skill to trip on a flat surface

alice longbottom
aliceish; i walk around like everything is fine but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off

lorcan scamander
lorcant; are you a fart because you blew me away

lysander scamander
sandermander; i like to think i'm an only child

scorpius malfoy
scorp; some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit

psa: the majority of these sayings were found off of google