Who is the wiggle man
Is he your faaaather? No, he went to buy smokes ten years ago.
Is he you auuuunt? Nnno. She's dead.
Is he Illuminati? No. Stop asking.
Nobody knows who wiggle man is, but he sits in your pocket and eats your socks.
Moooom, wiggle man eat my my feet.
Oh, he has that kink.
Ew
Hey, don't kink sham, or I'll put you in Grandpa she'd
Nooo not she'd. I get tetnus
Good. I no support vacin
Wiggle man: get in Van child we have beans
Child: oh buddy boi! I go see giant man
Wiggle man: no giant man only work on Tuesday.
Child: oh
Wiggle man: now get in Van
Mom?: Okay go to Van child I no want you.
Wiggle man:....
See little one? Nobody loves you... Not your mother.. Not your father.. Not your grandpa she'd.
You will find new home.
Okay...
