One day a lonely asshole named Alex was bored. He didn't know what to do. His mother was at the supermarket and his brother and sister where smoking in Amsterdam. His brother and sister where under aged but Alex didn't care.
He loved to play video games and listen to Brittany Spears. He logged in on the computer and realized he was on his mother's account! He looked through her documents and found a folder named: The Money Makers. He opened the folder and found pictures of his mother, but she wasn't wearing any clothes... Alex was shocked! HIS MOTHER WAS A PORN STAR!!! Alex felt movement in his pants, it got greater by the second until it was a whole inch tall! He had a boner... He did NOT know what to do. A while later he googled: What to do if you are alone and have a boner. He found out about something awesome, something great, something to do. It was called fapping. He opened the pictures of his mother again and then he opened his pants...
