Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

Kitty and the cats

NOTE!! NOT YOUR AVERAGE MATE REJECTION STORY!! katherine Daven is your average slightly chubby 16 year old werewolf, accept for the fact that everyone in her pack hates her. On the day she turns 17 she thinks her whole world is going to change, because today was the day she was going to find her mate! Things take a tu...

Waist-Deep In Walmart

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

Nahtaia: A Faery's Tale - A Wattpad Exclusive

Every faery is born with a gift. Every gift is used for the good of fae existence, but when a troublesome faery is blessed with the greatest of abilities, the outcome doesn't look so promising. Nahtaia is a mischievous faery with one of the greatest of gifts; distortion. After accidentally turning a human boy int...

Beating You

If you mentioned Ally Scythe to someone, they'd say one of three things. 1) That girl can skate. 2) Doesn't she work at the bookshop? or 3) Poor thing, her mother's death was a tragedy. Nobody would even consider the fact that she is battling something nobody should ever half to deal with. When she meets Cooper, she...

I'm the last witch alive

Elizabeth, a girl that has been on the run all her life. Why? Simple, because she's the last witch alive, and the most powerful one. Her mother and father are both human, and have been protecting Beth as much as they could from anyone that wants to harm her. Blake, a powerful soon-to-be alpha of his pack. He hasn't...

City of Night

A Wattpad featured short story collection. Six tales of love, death, revenge and punishment.

1000 jokes, comebacks and more. . .

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

Girl Apocalypse

My name is Molly, and I am a walking apocalypse. Death on two legs. Life on the streets of Cheshire makes you hard, but it never prepared me for this. It all started when I stole something, nothing more than a pretty trinket that caught my eye (I didn't say I was honest). Later I find out it's a carrier of black magic...

Comebacks

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

THE VAMPIRE UNDERGROUND

16-year-old Brin Skar hates everything to do with being scared, so she isn't happy when she discovers that her junior year Film class at Grisly High is devoted to the horror genre. Worse, the first assignment for the students is to create their very own horror movies. Brin and five classmates travel to Bodie Ghost To...

Enter The Yes Please by Amy Poehler Writing Contest

Surprise! It’s not over yet! We have one more copy of Yes Please signed by Amy Poehler to give away! If you didn’t get a chance to enter the contest the first time around, now is your chance to share your Yes moment. Tag your story #amysaysyesplease on Wattpad and share the link to it on Twitter using the same hash...

Maybe Perfect

Sophie Campbell is a seventeen year old senior at Jackson High that also holds down a part-time job at the local coffee shop. The way Sophie sees it, there's no need for her to have a boyfriend in high school. All the boys are immature and she's lasted without love for 17 years so far... why not wait one more? However...

The Badass Twins

My name is Madison and my twins name is Kylie yes she is a girl. We are the most trouble making twins ever. We are Alpha twins me being older of course. My sister and I decided that we will share that she will become my beta when I become alpha. Today my father told us the Prince and the soon to be beta are having a b...

Revelation (Trinity Book 1)

Eighteen-year-old Rose Davies is a fresher at the prestigious Cambridge University. She dreams of punting on the river, reading Shakespeare in the famous library, and getting to know a town steeped in history. But Trinity College's newest professor, Christian Howard, is a dream of a very different kind - and, imposs...

The werewolf mate

Isabella (Bella) and her friend Lydia find themselves in deep trouble after walking home from school one day and getting kidnapped. On their way to get back home they find love, secrets, and not so nice people, but soon they question the thought of going home. Do they go home and live with their familys and everything...

Grishma (Book One in The Necoh Saga)

In the world of Necoh, everyone fears Grishma, a hideous murderous beast responsible for ruining or ending the lives of anyone who dare cross her. As a young boy, Ryder lived with his family, deep in the caves underneath the Kadin Forest, unaware of the horrors of the world. His simple world was turned upside down on...

Confessions of a Teenage Broadway Star

Scarlett Bright was born to be on Broadway. Unfortunately, her dreams of a glamorous life in New York City are still a year away, and she's going to have to survive senior year first. When she's accepted to the best performing arts high school in the country, she unexpectedly jumps into a world that's way bigger - and...

The 2nd Book of Wattpad Moments

Because you guys couldn't get enough Wattpad moments... Note: This book is a continuing of the first one, however you do not need to read the first one before this. You really don't. #18 in Short Story (12-5-14) #106 in Humor (11-28-14) #56 in Random (1-18-15)

Violet Scarlett

*Edited version on my profile Violet has been tortured for more than half of her life for being different from other wolves. She was abused physically and mentally when she didn't shift like all other children. On her sixteen birthday she changed from a broken human to a broken ruthless wolf after being rejected by he...

TMI-Deleted Scenes

When I wrote TMI, I alternated points of view among three central characters -- Megan Farrell, Bailey Grant, and Chase Gallagher. But I wanted the story to focus on the girls' friendship, so my editor and I decided to remove Chase's POV from the published version. But Chase -- he's a strong-willed character and hates...

In Between Two Alphas

Cassidy moved into a new town when she turned 16 because her parents feared that living in the city would uncover her secret. In no time, she gets involved in the rivalry between Layton and Zeverus. The Problem: Layton and Zeverus hate each other and are from rival werewolf packs. Cassidy doesn’t know what they are...

Nerd Undercover

The name is Riley Evans. But to some its Razor. Riley Evans is not your typical teenager. Maybe to everyone else she is but everyone has their flaws. When Riley was just 10 years old her father taught her how to fight; how to protect herself..and others. Using her abilities she goes out on the streets of Chicago bein...

Hazel's diary [TFiOS]

"As the clocked ticked forward, while the whole world went on without realizing thousands of people died this minute, we're drowning in oblivion. Time is unforgivable. And one day, these stories will be forgotten too and if that day comes, who still cares?" Where are my manners? I need to introduce myself first. I am...

TGIF

Sophie is the love of Damien's life, she's kind, funny, caring and beautiful. One Friday, during their weekly trip to the pier to ride the ferris wheel, Damien saves Sophie's life - grabbing hold of her seconds before she plummets to her death. To Damien's horror, he wakes up the next day and it's still Friday. Then t...

Hybrid

Annalise is a powerful creature.She doesn't want a mate, so what will happen when she meets him? When she finds out that her mate is the most powerful alpha in the world and he's very possesive and over-protective? Let's just say she is for a ride...a very difficult one.

The Calling of Time

Kali's life is in ruins, and she has no one left to turn to. But her family isn't dead....it's much worse than that. The world isn't the way it used to be. Buildings crumble, cars sit under layers of dust and the only people that walk the streets are the soulless, shambling creatures with no knowledge of who they are...

Seize the Day

** Winner of the 2014 Wattys Instant Addiction Award ** Book 1 of the SEIZE THE DAY series In a world of magic and chaos, seventeen-year-old Lannie Brackenbury has only ever wanted to be alone in Aria. Two years after her mother's death, Lannie has finally found a place in the world where she can live peacefully. Bu...

The Lost Soul

December Moon and Lilly Tulugaq have got their work cut out for them. Not only are they desperately trying to figure out the identity of the mysterious Lost Soul, and track him down, they've also got to investigate why Powell River's newest resident has got all of their men falling at her feet. But when they learn tha...

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