Annoying octoling (Splatoon 2 x Male reader)

Yo' ass was a lil' too annoying and got kicked out of the Octarian Army. Now they're after you, as well as the below average IQ New Squidbeak Splatoon, guess you'll die... Maybe Idk. I'm doing Splatoon 2 cause I can and I feel like it. Also the pictures used (If any) are not mine. Please give me criticism I just want...

3 and 4: Kingdom's Termination- Smg4 Fanfic (Complete,Under Revisions)

A Resurface in Anti-Memes has caused Smg4 to act differently and open doors to something dangerously otherworldly (Description is WIP) Taking place between the YouTube and Lawsuit Arcs