The following "story" is not really a story at all. It is a collection of experiences that a user, "Q. " witnesses in an online chatroom. "Q. " encounters many other users, finding some hostile, others innocent, and a few that masquerade to lure in unsuspecting children. In fact, "Q. " takes advantage of the anonymity feature of the site, and lies easily seem believable. "Q. " may be bluffing, but so may the other users. It is up to you to conceptualize who "Q. " is. Each chapter's title is the name of the chatroom that Q. has entered. The story is written from bottom up because the newest messages are at the top of the screen. Start at the bottom where the host logs in and work your way upward. **This story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either a product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.