Shrek has been super lonely since Fiona left him for Donkeh and took the kids. He started acting out like every 24 year old. He is basically a man whore now. But maybe that can change, with the right persons help. Kanye left Kim after he found dirt on her family. He signed a contract from Rumplestiltskin to go to Far Far Away. On one condition, he finds his true love and falls for him within a month. I am in the process of re-writing this so if you want an actually good chapter then go to the chapter called The Gayest Ogre (it's one of the newest) Disclaimer: I wrote the beginning in 7th grade so lol and I'm keeping it because who cares
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