This my first submission to Wattpad may owe some elements of verbal style, and a title (which of course is also an idea) to Dylan Thomas, but the two schools are as different as...well, as UC Berkeley and Hillsdale College! Thomas holds session in a Celtic timelessness protected from the Sassenach and his rationality by bad weather and all the Powers of Darkness; my own, nine years old though it is, in a Today still as current, and perhaps more so, than anything based on the psychobabble du jour of the Media of Mass Misinformation. Although perhaps not as YOU have been accustomed to perceive it,dear Reader...