I guess now would be the time to say, that I, Evelyn Thorson, am secretly in love with my best friend's boyfriend. I have been for quite a while, and it has been absolute TORTURE having to watch them be all lovey-dovey together every single day. Of course nobody knew, though. No, no one could ever know. Liv's my best friend in the entire world, practically like a sister to me. I could never do that to her. Right..?