"What? 'Celcious'? That's not a word. How do you pronounce that? Can you even pronounce it? Who would come up with that ridiculous word? Oh God... they are typing everything I'm thinking. What's next? Are they going to know to s--- PINEAPPLE! Oh... I guess they did know. Well everyone is reading what I am thinking. Just don't think anything weird. This is embarrassing... But seriously, 'celcious'?"
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