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Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared Abridged
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared Abridged
BisexualPinkGoddess
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Time 1h 32m
1 hours, 32 minutes
1h 32m
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Reads
Reads 3,897
3,897
3.8K
Votes
Votes 168
168
168
Parts
Parts 11
11
11
Time
Time 1h 32m
1 hours, 32 minutes
1h 32m
BisexualPinkGoddess
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Jan 10, 2021
Parody of DHMIS
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Table of contents
Not Very Creative
Sun, Jan 10, 2021
Time For You To Shut Up
Sat, Jul 10, 2021
Help...I guess...
Wed, Jun 8, 2022
Love Sucks
Fri, Jul 22, 2022
Technology is Horse Shit
Tue, Jul 26, 2022
Unhealthy Bastards
Sun, Jul 31, 2022
Harry Hijinks
Wed, Aug 3, 2022
Sneak Peek
Sat, Mar 18, 2023
How I Met Your Father Pt. 1
Tue, May 2, 2023
Roy selling crack (Abridged Short)
Thu, Sep 21, 2023
Abridged Trio Designs
Tue, Dec 19, 2023
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How I Met Your Father Pt. 1
Tue, May 2, 2023
Roy selling crack (Abridged Short)
Thu, Sep 21, 2023
Abridged Trio Designs
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