❝don't worry rog, she's completely harmless.❞ ❝i am not! i 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 eat your children! honestly brian, how are people supposed to be scared of me if you keep saying stuff like that?!❞ ❝you're in a band with me darling, they should be absolutely terrified of you.❞ 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐒 ─── in which brian's friend starts to wonder if she's the girl he sings about. ©2021 WILLOW BHORHAP AU