*based on real events* A young, strapping (and swinging) young chap ends up contracting a worrying case of blue waffle. To many, this result of his frivolous gay life may cause panic...BUT NOT FOR EWAN, who finds the recent changes to his genitals rather arrousing. 🌸 AUTHOR ~chan~ note 🌸 I also don't know how to spell or punctate properly but, I do have a PRETTY wild 👌👈 life so, this is one hundred percent worth your time.