Me nam is Vicki and I am sixteen and I moved to new school with new people and new techeras who think I am ugly. I am not ugly. I am pretty. The onyl one who think I prety is the hot bad boy named Xander. Xander has a secrets. Xander is a centaur. A hot bad boy centaur. The hot bad boy centaur loves me and I don't nkow why. It's probably because I prettyu not ugly. My new best friend name Luther and he is a merman so he wears skirts and walks funny and people think he hot too but he love me also. Luther and Xander fight over em and I want them to be frens someone halp! AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was meant to be humorous so it is in the right category. It is a parody of Twilight as well as the horrible troll stories on here that I adore. Please enjoy.