──── on break until further notice ──── ❝ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏɴ ɢᴏᴅs ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ, ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɢᴇᴛs ʟᴏsᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴏᴅs ᴀᴛ sɪx ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ❞ It's not everyday that a spoopy spaghetti demon and his minions show up at your window sill. The thing is... ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ¿ ⦻ _______________________________________ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀsᴛᴀ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ Bᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴜsᴇs ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs ɪs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ(❍ᴥ❍ʋ) sᴏʀʀʏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏɴᴛ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀsᴛᴀ ᴏᴄ's ᴀsᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: sʜɪᴛᴛʏ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ sʜɪᴛᴛʏ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏʟʟʏ sʟᴏᴡ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇs ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ Honestly this is probably gonna turn into a crackfic- >ᶠⁱⁿⁿᵉʸ