"Before I start the never ending debate of how chocolate is the best flavour of all time no matter what type of food, let's return to my incredible tale of my inevitable incarceration. Although my incarceration never entitled me to handcuffs and a dingy cell, 200 hours stolen from me by lollipops feels as though you'd wish to be locked behind closed doors." A Nathan Young Fanfiction. Warning: This story involves a heavy flow of swearing.