(OLDER CHAPTERS BEING SLIGHTLY RE-EDITED) Have you ever read a magcon fanfiction and said to yourself, "Are you serioussss?" Then this is the book for you! Starring: Me as the "Sarcastic Narrator" Some basic girl as "Jessica Mendes" Some random guy I pulled off the street who sings and likes muffins as "Shawn Mendes" Some annoying guys with abs as "Everyone else!" Random Abusive Dad as "Random Abusive Dad" Don't take any of my jokes too seriously :)