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Random Shit
Random Shit
fuckingdegenerate
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fuckingdegenerate
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Sep 13, 2015
All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
COME AT ME BRO
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Sooooo.....
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
The Child.
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
My wife
Mon, Sep 14, 2015
Milk Fic Letter
Mon, Sep 14, 2015
Homework
Tue, Sep 15, 2015
Rant
Wed, Sep 16, 2015
Brendon Urie Quote
Wed, Sep 16, 2015
POTATO!
Wed, Sep 16, 2015
SALENA'S STORY (LEGIT WTF)
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
Happy Meal Guy
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
BEB
Fri, Sep 18, 2015
What is a Chubba Wub?
Sat, Sep 19, 2015
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE BITCHES
Sun, Sep 20, 2015
IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR CAT PICS
Sun, Sep 20, 2015
Patrick Stump smells like you only sweeter
Sun, Sep 20, 2015
DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!?!?
Mon, Sep 21, 2015
WHY SALENA?!?!
Mon, Sep 21, 2015
STOP WITH THE APOLOGIES
Mon, Sep 21, 2015
(Very Sad, Emotions i guess) U have been warned.
Tue, Sep 22, 2015
Mally Is Real
Tue, Sep 22, 2015
Panic! On The Titanic
Wed, Sep 23, 2015
Panic! At The Doge
Wed, Sep 23, 2015
Ryan Writes Sins.
Wed, Sep 23, 2015
Oh My Lowd.
Wed, Sep 23, 2015
The Internets Are A Beautiful Place
Thu, Sep 24, 2015
My New Kitty-Smol Bean
Thu, Sep 24, 2015
#CutFor(Insert Over Rated Pop Celebrity)
Thu, Sep 24, 2015
Why Am I Sick? ;-;
Fri, Sep 25, 2015
Rare Pepe
Sat, Sep 26, 2015
DIY lip balm
Sun, Sep 27, 2015
WHY AM I STILL SICK?!
Sun, Sep 27, 2015
Halloween(The movie)
Sun, Sep 27, 2015
Thrilla
Sun, Sep 27, 2015
SUPA NINTENDOOOO
Sun, Sep 27, 2015
DRAWING SUGGESTIONS
Mon, Sep 28, 2015
ONISION YOU ARE AMAZE
Mon, Sep 28, 2015
V v v v Proud
Tue, Sep 29, 2015
FANGIRLING IS THE MOST FUN AN EMO CAN HAVE WITHOUT HER EYELINER ON
Wed, Sep 30, 2015
Massage Chair
Fri, Oct 2, 2015
Hands. Motherfucking Hands.
Fri, Oct 2, 2015
Fangirl Days Of The Weekes
Fri, Oct 2, 2015
When Your Outfit Is As Black As Your Soul
Fri, Oct 2, 2015
-_-
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Stuff Your Face With Food.
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Im A Vampire Now.
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Beanie/Headphones
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
SUMMERTIME BITCHES!
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Y'all Best Pray For Me
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Whatcha Implying There Brendon?
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
SALENA IS A PHOTOGRAPHY GOD
Sun, Oct 4, 2015
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN?!
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Poemmmmm
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Homework ;-;
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Fuckity Fuck Fucks
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
Helloooo?
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
PHANDOM YUS
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
JFC PHANDOM
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
Jurassic Pepe
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
Pepe At The Disco
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
Olaffff
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
HappyBirthday5Me
Wed, Oct 7, 2015
This is me tbh
Wed, Oct 7, 2015
@Killjoy_KeepRunning
Wed, Oct 7, 2015
No Destrey(lolzor idk how to spell it)
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
Aayyy
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
Suggest some Youtubers?
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
Lolzor 69 Chapters
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
You should stalk my message board.
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
Okay. okay. okay.
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
Collab
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
Rlly mum?
Fri, Oct 9, 2015
OMFG 3HYPE5ME
Fri, Oct 9, 2015
SALENA
Fri, Oct 9, 2015
THESE OUTFITTTSSSS
Fri, Oct 9, 2015
Hot Topic (Gerard Way worked here bitches. I.Will.Work.Here.)
Sat, Oct 10, 2015
Rarest Of Pepes #1
Sat, Oct 10, 2015
Rarest Of Pepes #2
Sat, Oct 10, 2015
Rarest Of Pepes #3
Sat, Oct 10, 2015
Rarest Of Pepes #idek
Sat, Oct 10, 2015
Lolzor
Sat, Oct 10, 2015
"Spitters Are Quitters"
Sun, Oct 11, 2015
;-----;
Sun, Oct 11, 2015
Yaaaasssss
Sun, Oct 11, 2015
Im a 40 Year Old Virgin!
Mon, Oct 12, 2015
Rlly Gerd?
Tue, Oct 13, 2015
"Alien Butt Sign"
Tue, Oct 13, 2015
First Kiss Video ;-;
Wed, Oct 14, 2015
He made a cake of tampons
Wed, Oct 14, 2015
HAHAHA IM UGLY AF
Wed, Oct 14, 2015
MEOOWWWW
Thu, Oct 15, 2015
idek
Fri, Oct 16, 2015
I shouldn't be allowed on the internet
Thu, Oct 15, 2015
Fuck fuck fuck
Thu, Oct 15, 2015
Hey guys
Fri, Oct 16, 2015
@KILLJOY_KEEPRUNNING+IMNOTAWAYIPROMISE
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
Tumblr
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
IM IN TOO DEEP
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
CLEVERBOT
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
Im a horrible person
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
HAKSKDLDIEJEKDDJDJHD
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
Gotta Go Fest
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
PEPE
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
If you get this i will love you 5ever
Sun, Oct 18, 2015
Ghost Stoorryy
Sun, Oct 18, 2015
ummmm
Thu, Oct 22, 2015
Beebo's Bellybutton
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
PETEZA
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
Draw My Life- Dil
Fri, Oct 23, 2015
THIS IS AWESOME
Sun, Oct 25, 2015
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN ON?
Sun, Oct 25, 2015
How....
Sun, Oct 25, 2015
KIDS LIKE MONKEYS. KIDS LIKE BALLOONS. LETS MAKE A GAME BOUT MONKEYS N BALLOONS
Mon, Oct 26, 2015
PHIL
Mon, Oct 26, 2015
696
Tue, Oct 27, 2015
Candy
Thu, Oct 29, 2015
Don't Give Me Our Friend's Number Or This Will Happen
Fri, Oct 30, 2015
Meet Jeremy
Sat, Oct 31, 2015
Dear Mirrors, Fuck Off
Sat, Oct 31, 2015
#EqualFishRights
Sat, Oct 31, 2015
You want this pancake?
Sat, Oct 31, 2015
That's a ggrrreeaattt amount of votes
Mon, Nov 2, 2015
Twah!
Mon, Nov 2, 2015
LISTEN TO DIS
Mon, Nov 2, 2015
Ryden
Fri, Nov 6, 2015
Sarah
Fri, Nov 6, 2015
Mr.Way Is A Flaming Gay
Thu, Nov 19, 2015
I CAN FINALLY UPDAAAATTTEEE
Thu, Nov 19, 2015
HOWWW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS????
Thu, Nov 19, 2015
Why Am I Getting Feels?
Thu, Nov 19, 2015
Ally's Pick Up Lines (idek im bored)
Thu, Nov 19, 2015
Prepare for random photo spam
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
1
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
2
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
3
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
4
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
5
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
6
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
7
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
I need Geesus
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
i was genuinely terrified for a second
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
I have way too many of these pictures
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
Oh
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
im just spamming with pictures since i have nothing relevant to say
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
ummmmmmmmmmm hai
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
selfie af
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
im pretty sure most of youve seen this but thats my face
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
i s2g
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
smile
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
Dad
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
i still dont know m8
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
Cinnamon Bun
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
Why Can't I Sleep?
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
Omf
Fri, Nov 20, 2015
I hate Melanie Martinez. jk she's queen af
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
She's taking over my life
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
Pastel Babe
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
Ive saved atleast 15 pictures of her in the last 3 minutes
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
I want to be pastel and coot wtf why am i trash?
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
Melanie is too perf
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
I wanna dye my hair
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
Im way too gay for her
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
A Random Selfie Appeared!
Sat, Nov 21, 2015
Things I like about myself? i think idfk
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
I got a random kik and started messaging them.
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
Breadbin is a constipated donkey
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
The Adventures Of Gererd Wey and The Homophobic Fuck!
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
part 2
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
part 3
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
part 4? i lost count already
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
part 5
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
Im A Daddy
Sun, Nov 22, 2015
lel hey look
Mon, Nov 23, 2015
Smol and very punk rock
Mon, Nov 23, 2015
Dey see meh rollin
Mon, Nov 23, 2015
my awkward smol self found a weird headband
Tue, Nov 24, 2015
Follow my fucking twitter k?
Tue, Nov 24, 2015
slay me slay
Tue, Nov 24, 2015
Oh
Tue, Nov 24, 2015
Dear Geesus
Thu, Nov 26, 2015
OHMIGADOHMIGAD
Fri, Nov 27, 2015
MALLY SEX IM
Sun, Nov 29, 2015
Tag
Sat, Dec 5, 2015
300 FOLLOWERS
Sun, Dec 6, 2015
Another bandom jfc
Sat, Dec 12, 2015
I'm not quite sure what to call this besides Gee being a whiny bitch tbh
Mon, Dec 14, 2015
SALENA MESSAGE ME BB
Tue, Dec 22, 2015
Heyo fam haven't been here in a while
Tue, Jan 5, 2016
I haven't written on here in forever but here's a rant at 1 am
Sat, Feb 13, 2016
hello there frens
Fri, Mar 18, 2016
Thank You
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
part 2 yo
Mon, Apr 4, 2016
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