"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead."
"ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell."
|serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan|
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"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead."
"ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell."
|serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan|
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Dan will do anything for Phil's love. Anything. If anyone just so happens to linger their eyes too long on Phil, Dan will make them suffer. If Phil shows too much interest in someone that isn't Dan...