What do you do when your girlfriend comes home, kissing another woman (a woman!) passionately on the night of your two year anniversary? Well if you're Luke James-Jordan Parker then you spend three days drinking cheap wine and wallowing into sadness in the comfort of the closet of your sister's roommate. What better way to jump out of that insanity than be thrown into the depths of a new insanity. In comes Nicolaia Cruz, or rather simply Nic, a badass hitman with a thing for cat-eared headbands and cute love-struck men. Luke is jumping in at the deep end.