"so we're really doing this?" "yes" "I guess we are." "it's a no from me." "calum!?" "kidding haha. yea lets do this!" "so how do we tell our wives..." "wait how do we tell our kids?" "fuck." "shit" "goddamnit." "bingo!" "CALUM!!!" // AU in which michael, calum, luke, and ashton find themselves in a sticky situation when some of them are married and they all have kids. -lowercase intended -AU -bottoms and tops change periodically ©mintmuke2016