B-BAKA (Karma x Tsundere! Reader)

INCORRECT QUOTES

Karma: *Screams*
Reader: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Nagisa: Should we do something?!
Rio, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Rio: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Reader: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Nagisa: I got distracted about halfway through.
Karma: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Nagisa: I think we're missing something.
Reader: Teamwork?
Karma: Cohesion?
Rio: A general sense of what we're doing?

Nagisa: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Karma: Not if they consent to it.
Reader: Depends who you're stabbing.
Rio: YES?!?

Koro-sensei: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Rio: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Karma: I personally was created in a lab.
Reader: I just straight up spawned lol.

Karma: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Reader: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Karma: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Rio: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Reader: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Karma: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Rio: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Terasaka, annoyed: You are disappointments

Karma: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Reader: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Karma: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Nagisa: Actually I did the math, Reader would have $225, not $0.15.
Reader: Fam I'm right here....
Rio: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Karma: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Rio: Sorry I only have a dollar
Karma: :(
Nagisa: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Reader would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Rio: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Nagisa: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Terasaka: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Nagisa: Apply juice to what
Itona: Directly to the forehead
Reader: Great chat everyone

Karma, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Reader: Hey.
Nagisa: Hi.
Rio: Hello.
Terasaka: Hey!
Karma: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Itona: We were out of Doritos.

Karma: Time for plan G.
Reader: Don't you mean plan B?
Karma: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Nagisa: What about plan D?
Karma: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Rio: What about plan E?
Karma: I'm hoping not to use it. Terasaka dies in plan E.
Itona: I like plan E.

Karma: Rules are made to be broken.
Nagisa: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Reader: Uh, piñatas.
Rio: Glow sticks.
Terasaka: Karate boards.
Itona: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Karma: Rules.
Nagisa:

Karma: It's dark in here
Reader: Don't worry dude I got this
Reader: *Stomps their feet*
Reader: *Sketchers light up*

Reader: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.