mark
yh now that she's slept on
your shoulder she's
probably gonna get
pregnant or smth

jisung

jisunghyung i'm not dumb

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jisung
hyung i'm not dumb

haechan
lmao wtf mark

renjun
mark i really hope you
don't actually believe that

mark
i didn't send that johnny
did lol sorry

jeno
lol johnny

me
anyways back to me

me
how good did i look
yesterday

me
1-10

haechan
9.5 would've preferred my
shoulder but it's all g

me
*fart noise*

jeno
10/10 gorgeous

me
we can kiss if you want

jaemin
minji i'm sorry

me
i'm getting tissues

jaemin
BUT YOU BROKE THE
SCALE 10000000/10

me
omg thank you so much
i try so hard to be as perfect
as i am

renjun
100

me
<3

chenle
4/10 you're kinda ugly

me
i know you are but what
am i

jisung
11/10

me
ily <3

mark
10/10 beautiful

me
y'all are too kind

me
but i have to agree i
am quite a looker
aren't i

mark
anyways i thought
you said you were
unemployed but you
said yesterday that
you have a job

me
i am

me
or i was

chenle
what do you do

me
i write on an anonymous
writers website and i
get paid for every 100
reads

me
i get pretty good amounts
of reads so i get a shit
ton of cash from it

me
and if not i sell toe
pics on the side

me
hit me up if you want

renjun
please tell me that's a
joke

me
okay

me
i'm telling renjun it's a
joke but it is not

chenle
wait actually

me
no of course not

jisung
i was honestly stressed
for a second there

jeno
so you write anonymously

me
yeah

renjun
but you said that you
give your baking to
your coworkers

me
oh yeah i also have a
job at the library

me
but only sometimes

me
i just clean up books
and help people find stuff

jaemin
smart

chenle
so when you said it
didn't matter when we met
it actually did because
you have several jobs

me
no

me
i only work when i
wanna

mark
you confuse me

me
believe it or not
that's what i aim to do
here

haechan
funnily enough i
believe it

jisung
why'd you say you
were unemployed

me
i was until like 3 days
ago

me
the library job doesn't
count

jaemin
you're one strange lady

me
thank you jaemin

me
anyway i have to go
shop for a goldfish

renjun
???

me
i don't actually have a
goldfish but i want one
so i pretend to shop for
one and see how much i
can bring my total up to

me
it's fun not weird

me
anyways byyeee~

mark
bye

jisung
see ya

chenle
later loser

haechan
farewell my love <3

jeno
have fun shopping
for your fish

jaemin
laterz

renjun
bye

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