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jesuspart2: HOWWWW

depressoespresso: BRONIDKKK oh shut

jesuspart2: oh god

depressoespresso: I SLIPPED ONTJE WSTER WHA TRVEJFKC

jesuspart2: i NEED to see this.

depressoespresso: I CANY GWH IO
depressoespresso: YOU BITCH TOU PUT DAWN DISH DOAP ON THW VGROABUD

jesuspart2: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHSJEKFJSIDJiiqiwuk

cuchillo: what was that thumping noise?

jesuspart2: I FUCKING FELL
jesuspart2: I CANT STOPNLAUGJIBG

depressoespresso: I CAN T RBEAHTE

jesuspart2: JOLY SJIT

depressoespresso: I HAVE A FORJ

jesuspart2: rhat is PLASTIX
jesuspart2: Sent an image attachment

jesuspart2: rhat is PLASTIXjesuspart2: Sent an image attachment

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depressoespresso: IM CRUING

jesuspart2: IM BEING STABBED
jesuspart2: PEENHOLE HELP ME

graybird: Wow >:/

jesuspart2: PLS
jesuspart2: OH AHIT BRUCE IS IN THE CHA

waynebruce: What the hell

depressoespresso: do NOTell GALFBEEB

waynebruce: How does that even happen

depressoespresso: AAHHHH HE THREW AN EGF AT ME THAT HURH WHAHT theyficJC

⚫🦇:  😰😰😰

wafflesexclamationpoint: im just vibing in cass's room WHAT IS HAPPENING
wafflesexclamationpoint: WHAT WAS THAT CRASH.

cuchillo: Sent an image attachment

wafflesexclamationpoint: IS THAT THE MF TOASTER OVEN

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wafflesexclamationpoint: IS THAT THE MF TOASTER OVEN. NOOOOOOO ☹️☹️☹️ HOW AM I GONNA MAKE WAFFLES NOWWWW

⚫🦇:  😢🫂

wafflesexclamationpoint: HOW DID THAT EVEN FALL?????

alfredbutler: What is happening?

graybird: Uh oh .~.

depressoespresso: MU FUCKUHJ HAEAG
depressoespresso: IM CRYINGGFFFF

babzz: What the fuck I'm just trying to get coffee 💀
babzz: PH SHIT JADPN WHA TRUFKC I SLIPPED

jesuspart2: TIM IS LAYINV ON TBE GROUND HELLO

depressoespresso: MY HEAS HURTS LIKE SHIT HOW DIDNTOU EVEN GET THATTO FALÑ IM SO GLAF THAY WABT PLUGESNDNIN

duke: Im not even gonna ask tf

babzz: WHY ARE THERE EGGS EVERYWHERE

⚫🦇: 💀

wafflesexclamationpoint: cass do you wanns go out and walk around n stuff to get away fromtjis shit 😁

⚫🦇: ☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️

wafflesexclamationpoint: okay :]

depressoespresso: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

cuchillo: i hate this family. father why did you adopt idiots.

alfredbutler: I'm home. What in the world?
alfredbutler: Masters Tim, Jason, and Barbara. Please leave my kitchen.

depressoespresso: I CANT GEY UO HEÑ ME THER ES S SOAP ABF WATER ANF EGFS ALL IEHE THE FLOOR
depressoespresso: JASOB SPIÑLED TJE OLIVE OIL OH SHIR
depressoespresso: IM SHIITTING MYSLEF

babzz: I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN HERE LIKE THIS I SWEAE

depressoespresso: GOD JAOSN

jesuspart2: OH SHIT ALGREDS HERE hiiiiiiii i didnt even notice u alfy poo mb 😘😘

alfredbutler: Who started it?

depressoespresso: jasob

jesuspart2: tim

babzz: Jason

alfredbutler: Okay...let's hear the sides of the story, I guess.

jesuspart2: SO TIM BROKE THE COFFEE MACHINE AND SPILLED WATER EVERYWHERE

depressoespresso: I BROJE THE COFFE MACHIEN AND SPILLED WATER EVERRYWHERE AND EJM JAPSN POURED DISH SOAP ALO OVER ME AND I SLEIPPED
depressoespresso: and theb HEEslippe ane started atraiçoada me so i CGRABBRD A FORMK
depressoespresso: attacjimg* portuguese keyboard My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Alberquerque, New Mexico, 87104
depressoespresso: MY BAD**** i have a keyboars shortcut for that ANYWUAUS
depressoespresso: so tTHENNNN he tarted throwingg EGGS at me and thne THE TOASTER OVEN FELL????? IDKE HOW
depressoespresso: and Athen babs waljed into get coffee wnd SLIOPEDNON JASONS SHITAHnow
depressoespresso: and now were here

alfredbutler: Barbara?

babzz: Yeah.

cuchillo: i was there the whole time taking a video i can show it.

alfredbutler: Okay.
alfredbutler: Master Jason, you're grounded.

jesuspart2: WHAT
jesuspart2: WHAT
jesuspart2: WHAT
jesuspart2: I DONT EVEN LIVE WITH YOU HOW AM I GROUNDED
jesuspart2: ROY AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT?????

depressoespresso: haha fuck yoi

cuchillo: dear god.

alfredbutler: Well, you can clean your whole mess up + Master Tim's if you want to hang out with Roy.

jesuspart2: WHAT
jesuspart2: UGHHHH

depressoespresso: HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE IMAGINE IMAGINEEEEEE

jesuspart2: WHY CAN'T TIM CLEAN UP THE COFFEE MACHINE

alfredbutler: If you hadn't barged in and made a bigger mess, I know he would've cleaned it up anyways.

depressoespresso: Thanj uou alfred yorue cool

alfredbutler: I also have to make sure he hasn't been concussed by the toaster oven.

jesuspart2: THIS ISNT FAIRRR

depressoespresso: shouldntve donr it mr jaosn

jesuspart2: Kill yourself

depressoespresso: LMAO

graybird: Thats not nice little wing I thought you were better than that  :<

depressoespresso: HIM???????????? BETTET TJAN THAY??/?2?2?/?/!!2?3?2?2?2!

jesuspart2: 💀💀💀

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