Dan: Fuck you, I hate you.
XJ9: When is yo stank ass gonna take a shower?
Dan: I just took a shower last week dumbass, plus your a robot, you can't take showers.
XJ9: YOU UNHEALTHY BASTARD!!! No wonder you smell like dogshit
Dan: I don't smell like dogshit, I smell like popcorn. Yo stank ass smell like gasoline.
XJ9: kys.
Dan: XXXXJJJJJ99999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan is now gonna get revenge on xj9
(Sorry for it being so short, part 2 coming out soon)