One-shots [STRAYKIDS]

8 - [OT8] Wattpad? Nooo! Wetpad! 🐢

Chan
.......

Hyunjin
.....

Chan
You will see soon

Seungmin
Tell us grandpa u ain't got long to live anymore

Changbin
Yo Seungmin chill

Chan
Thats rude Minnie

Seungmin
Ik thats like the whole point?

I wanna know if we have a red lights 2 soon

Felix
I WANNA KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW
WHAT IS LOVE

Jeongin
At this point, just go debut as the 10th member of twice already

Felix
Gotta ask for Chan-hyung's permission first

Han
We don't need permission to daaaaaaance

Minho
You have mine kid I'm selling you on ebay

Chan
STOPPPPP MY FELIX WONT GO ANYWHERE

Seungmin
possessive much

Changbin
^

Hyunjin
Han did you die?

Han
No but I stole his phone

Hyunjin
What?

Stole whose phone?

Han
Han's

Jeongin
????

Hyunjin
I'm so confused rn

I didn't sleep enough for this

Felix
Its like 2 in the morning rn my brain is too tired for this shit

Han
But its simple, I stole Han's phone now he's begging me to give it back but I'm taller than him soooo

Jeongin
I heard Han yelling "You're 1 inch or 4cm taller than me shut up"

Hyunjin
What?

Chan
Guys I think I solved the case

Changbin
Minho is using Jisung's phone and vice versa right?

Wasn't Han going over to Minho's? That would prove my point

Han
No

Minho
Yes

Hyunjin
PLEASE give the phones back you're confusing me

Han
I actually have both phones

Hyunjin
So Han is texting and Minho died or sum?

Han
Nooooo

we both died

Felix
No but fr whos texting rn?

Minho
I'm Jisung

Min stole my phone and I was able to get his rn

Hyunjin
How

Minho
I distracted him and snatched the phone

Chan
Thanks thats enough information I dont wanna know details

Changbin
^

Seungmin
Facts

Now Jisung, what did you find on twitter that made you start this circus once again