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A shitty pancake restaurant, a strong gust of wind, and a suspiciously horse-like woman? All these strange circumstances could only lead to one thing: love at first sight.
PREQUEL TO: All We Lost - A Safehaven Fic
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THEY KEEP FREAKING LOOKING AT ME. God. Annoying bitch. Ugh. Cant stand them. But their pants are so ugly, yet so endearing. And that pale pale white vampire skin.... Kind of olike a white horse........ Why is it kinda..... Okay. Nevermind. UGH.
"Ok literally leave rn. I cant do this." I say sighing angrily. I dont think shes listening to me, like, at all.
They're still staring at me like this 😍. Ugh. whatever.
"Whats your name babygirl" She says blondely
"Its..... Julian..... I guess....." I say sighing loudly and menacingly. Its not that menacing though because im so petite and small but im starting to wish i wasnt.
"Wow.... Jason.... Such a beautiful name.... for such a beautiful girl....... I think im in love with you...." They say. "My name is Olive......" Fitting.
"Yeah ok." I say. I get up to leave and she.... follows me?!?!?! Creep. "What is your deal man"
"Im just.... so in love with you......" they say in a very in love manner.
As i walk out of the bathroom, the woman, so called olive, continues to follow me, still clip cloppuing. Kind of like a horse. Probably just her flip flops.., weirdo...
It's a little bit hot, like jd from heathers (mmmmmm - a/n olive) yk the like psycho stalker aestheticf
I walk out to the parking lot and sity in the trunk of my car, staring out the window. I watch them grab a takeout box out of their car, opening it and pulluing out a knife.
She begins to eat it, producing a horrible metal crunching noise, kind of resembling the sound of someone eating a knife. What the fuck.
They continue to do this until i get out of my car (three knives later btwq... not that im counting) and ask "what the fuck are you doing"
She looks at me, suddenly pulling out a singular blueberry and easyinh it. Dont try and act youre normal you fucking weirdo.
But still... theres just something about them... those strong teeth.... Like a horse....
"One moment" She says, standing up and suddenly sprinting down the road. Shes so fast, like a horse. Is this girl a horse?
I sit down on the parking lot ground.
EIGHT HOURS LATER
Im drawing in the dirt tiredly when i hear it.the shlap schlap sound of flip flops smacking against huge feet and the ground. Kind of rresembling the noise a horse makes hwen it runs,.
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(what i drew in the dirt btw)
Olive has returned, holding an ihop to go box.. Excuse me we are literally outside of a fucking dennys but whatever.
I stand up to greet them, when suddenly i am swept away by the strong wind because im so tiny and petite. I crash into their strong, mascvuluien frame, and they smirk down at me as the wind dies down and i stand on my own again.
She drops to one knee, opening the pancake box as she looks at me. Inside, i see the pig childrens pancakes from IHOP.
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(the pancakes olive proposed with)
"Julian" they start, slowly eating the blueberries off of MY FUCKING PANCAKES "from the moment i firsdt saw you in that dennys bathroom, i knew we were meant to be. I was in love with you. You deserved the best of the best, which is why i ran four hours there and four hours back to ihop to get you the most beautiful pancakes int ehc ity,. Julian, will ou make the happiest hor- person in the world and marry me?????"
Little does she know this is exactly what ive always wanted... a beautiful gorgeous seductive horse girl like her.... "Oh my god...." I say "I.... I dont know what to say... aside from.... YES!!!!!! Omg...." I start crying, my tears so big that they fall out of my eyes very fast and soak me entirely because im so small. Olive leans in for what i expect to be a kiss and starts slurping the tears out of my eyes. How caring... omg... shes so sweet and thoughtful 🥺🥺🥺🥺 "Wow... ur so cute... hahaha..... ive never met anybody like you!!"
"Your so sexy" Olive says. "I'm so happy I met you"
They pull me in close and we kiss on the mouth with are actual mouths. And... well.... you know the rest from here. And if you don't, here's a link to all the events! Xoxo! Catch you in the next one, and don't forget to like, comment, and follow for more! This is OJProductions, signing off! 😝
