THESE ARE ALL ONESHOTS OF BROZONE, POPPY, AND VIVA BEING THE DEFINITION OF PURE CHAOS
THESE ARE NOT CANON IN ANYWAY
THESE WERE ALL WRITTEN BY A CHAOTIC FANGIRL WITH A INSANELY HUGE IMAGINATION
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS
(Poppy and Branch hug, and then Branch goes back with his brothers)
(Poppy turns around to see Viva with an annoyed face)
(Viva starts taping her toes)
Viva(to Poppy): You've got some explaining to do missy.
(Now back to the brothers)
(Branch goes back inside Rhonda with them)
Branch: Okay Bros, I'M BACK!
Spruce: So.. WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED TO GRANDMA ROSIEPUFF?!
Branch: Well what here's the truth..
Branch: *sigh*
Branch: Singing killed our grandma.
(Floyd, Clay, Spruce, and John Dory look at him with a blank face)
Floyd, Clay, Spruce, John Dory: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Branch stares at them in confusion)
Branch: NO GUYS I'M SERIOUS!
Floyd, Clay, Spruce, John Dory: WHAT?!
(Floyd grabs Branch's vest and starts shaking him like crazy)
Floyd: HOW DID SINGING KILL OUR GRANDMA?!
(Clay rolls his eyes in annoyment)
Clay(to Floyd): THAT IS THE TOUGHEST I HAVE EVER SEEN YOU!
Floyd: SHUT UP BROCOLIFLOWER!
(Clay grabs Floyd)
Clay: YOU SHUT UP EMO BOY!
John Dory(to Branch): WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Branch: Yeah, you're right, it was my fault.
Floyd, Clay, Spruce, John Dory: WHAT?!
Clay: Oh well, look at that, OUR BABY BROTHER MURDERED OUR OWN GRANDMA!
Floyd(to Clay): 'Killed' be softer on him.
Spruce: HOW DID YOU KILL OUR GRANDMA?!
Branch: I DIDN'T KILL HER!
John Dory: SO HOW WAS IT YOUR FAULT?!
Branch: Long story.
Floyd: HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RIGHT NOW!
(Floyd was messing around with own hair)
Branch: Look guys, it's fine.
John Dory: OUR BABY BROTHER IS AN EMOTIONALLY DEAD MURDERER!
Floyd(to John Dory): HE 'KILLED' HER!
Spruce(to Branch): HOW DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!
Spruce: AS A MATTER OF FACT, HOW DID SHE KISS YOU?!
(Floyd, Clay, Spruce, and John Dory we're all laying on couches and on the floor punching stuff and putting their heads in pillows)
Floyd, Clay, Spruce, John Dory: *a mix of crying and screaming*
Branch: GUYS STOP!
(They all turn to look at Branch)
Clay: Say what you have to say before I sue you.
Branch: This is what actually happened.
Branch: It happened a few years after you guys abandoned me, I was just singing Eclipse of the heart, that day, I was so lost in song, I didn't hear grandma trying to warn me and basically she got devoured by a bergen, by trying to save me.
(Floyd, Clay, Spruce, and John Dory had a understandable look on their face)
Floyd, Clay, Spruce, John Dory: Ohhhh, that makes more sense.
(John Dory gets up)
John Dory: Coffee anyone?
(Branch stands up and starts walking like this)
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Branch: AND THEY SAY I'M THE EMOTIONALLY DEAD ONE!
(Poppy, Viva, and Tiny come back from Mount Rageous)
