(Warning: gore maybe?)
Neptune is still on the pc, His eyes are literally locked on the PC screen, Surpisingly Enough the PC battery is Infinite?? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK, i mean it's a fanfiction, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Neptune has downloaded like... Over 10 Touhou Games and is listening to more touhou songs on his mp3 player app, he is playing Touhou 7 right now, Uranus has noticed this and tried to take the Laptop away from him, The laptop surpisingly is still holding to Neptune?? "Mate, You can stop watching earth-lings now, it's bad for your Eyes." Uranus said while trying to take the Laptop again, neptune didn't respond.
"Shhh, This is the best part!" Neptune said Quietly?? Idk, Should've i used Whispered?? That would sound werid, The beat drops on The song, Uranus looks at the game Neptune is playing and surpising enough, Neptune is actually good at this game.
I MEAN OF COURSE HE IS? HE'S GONE LIKE 9883838 YEARS AND THERE'S PROBABLY LIKE ASTEROIDS RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO HIM?? OFC HE CAN DODGE??
Neptune finished the game and looks over his Laptop, "Ohh! Hey Uranus, Didn't see you there." Neptune said "WHAT." Uranus yelled. "I WAS H- Nevermind then, Neptune, You should get off on your Laptop, its bad for you." Neptune said with a worried australian tone??? what does it sound like??? "Get off what now?" neptune responded, "The- The thing your Holding Mate!" Neptune Said, Neptune Looked at his Laptop Four times."Ohhhh, You mean this funny thing? " Neptune responded "Yes mate! Now give it to me!" Uranus Said while trying to grab the Laptop for the 9393992939392th time "WHY... IS.. THIS.. THING... SO HARD TO CARRY?" Uranus yelled, Neptune just continued to look at some newgrounds stuff, idk? 2000s things?
Uranus sighs and just leaves him alone there, Neptune found a strange looking video named "ho to buying best fumo!! 1! 1! 1!! 1!" Neptune clicked on the video and there's a 45 year old earth-ling explaining about fumos, Neptune quickly Grabbed am Asteroid and drew some fumos on it.
few more hours later....
Neptune is still on that laptop like a child with skibidi syndrome attached to their ipad watching the 398373th episode of skibidi toilet, Neptune is just exploring the blogs on MySpace...there was someone named "N8PHAHAKZ" making a post saying "YOU JUST GOT SIDE EYED!! RIP OF YOUR EYE TO REMOVE THE CURSE OF THE SIDE EYED!! if not... You'll be cursed as a ugly frog forever."Neptune was pretty shocked "Wait, a ugly frog?" so he uhh....
ripped of his f*** eye off
Neptune didn't scream, But still in pain.. (IM SORRY NEPTUNE FANS) he rubbed his eye with his hand and there was blood on his hand, he immediately grabbed an asteroid and glued his eye on it...the eye was attached to the asteroid
Neptune sighed and continued to look at posts.
his eye is still bleeding.the eye is covered with a black square for some reason
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Neptune's internet-Survivor Adventure
FanfictionThe title is inspired by KKHTA i think neptune from solarballs found a strange looking pc from 2000s and goes on yt