"Oh.."

-Ayano

Ayano sees Tord on the ground.

"I shalln't ask."

-Ayano

"Good decision."

-Simon

Waluigi helps Tord up.

"Welp, hoped you learned your lesson."

-Waluigi

"Nah, YO! OIJ! KENNY! Ready the camera! We're taking 5!"

-Tord

Tord walks back inside the house.

Waluigi groans.

"Don't worry."

-Simon

"...?"

-Waluigi

"Yeah, I've got nothing, your friend's probably gonna get brain damage."

-Simon

"Like Tord didn't already have it.."

-Ayano

We go over to Tord in the kitchen looking inside the fridge.

"Is she still there?"

-Barry

"I don't get it man, Ayano's a lovely girl! To you! To me, personally, she's the antichrist! I hate her more than a dirty Communist!"

-Tord

"You don't get her the way I do!"

-Barry

"Usually that'd be a good thing."

-Tord

"Well this isn't very usual Tord! She's a ten-pack of looney!"

-Barry

"Whatever man.."

-Tord

Tord starts to search around for something but he finds nothing.

"Hey.. where's the bacon..?"

-Tord

"Uh oh."

-Barry

"Bacon..?! BACON?! BA-!"

-Tord

(BACON)

"-CON!"

-Tord

Everyone comes inside as Tord looks furious.

"Where is it?! Where's my bacon at?! HUH?!"

-Tord

"Tord, are you-?"

-Waluigi

"NO! WHERE IS IT?!"

-Tord

Tord then checks in the garbage and he sees an empty pack of bacon.

"..."

-Tord

"T-Tord..?"

-Waluigi

"M̸̛̯̉I̶̧̫̫̟̙͆͐̋̕͝ͅ ̴̨̾̆Ã̷͔͔̳̗̻̣̻̚M̸̭̞͖̟̿͊͂̾̎O̸̗̿R̷̩͚͍͕̩̂̍̇̄͊ͅ ̶͓͔̖̺̫͑̀͂T̷̢̛̤̤̪̮̙͑H̴̺͌̀̈͋E̶̯̫͖͓̩̺̽ ̶̡͔̞̞̠̄̅F̶̙̽̓͐̂̿Ȕ̷̠̟̣͌̇̋̚C̸̢̨̯͉̊̂͊͗K̵͎̣͓̮̺̤̐̓͊I̵̛͇͎̲̤͉̐͛͐̚N̷̨̩̤̘̘̄̌̎̓G̵̨̻̺͑̇̂̍͑́͋ ̷͍̟̞̙̈́̊̈́͗̒͆̚B̶̧̨̰̺̱̻̓͊͌͐͆͜͝Ả̶̧̹̻̜̬̫̫̏͊̅̔͊̕A̶͔͈͊̑Ḁ̵̡̘̥̬̠̽͊̃̉͆͘̚Ä̴̢̰̬̇̆ͅÇ̴̧̳͓͖̉͒͋͒͘̕ͅͅC̴̻̩̝͕̾̽̇̑͌̀͝C̶͖̐̈́̓C̸̡̹̤̠̫̠̎̑̓͛͂O̶͕̫̮͇͍̜̖͐̑͗Ô̶̧̬̠̳̗̾͜Ö̵̼̪̱̬̗̯̍O̸̧͇̜̤̭͈̲͂̅͊̊͠N̸̦͇̭̩̓Ń̶̪̫͔̍̈́͐Ň̶͉̮Ñ̴̫͚̭̩̰̭̥̓͌̓͘Ǹ̷̢̙̗̯̣̳̎͜Ṇ̶̬̺̥̮̄̈́̏̅͌͝N̴̝̟̯̥̫̈́͂͜Ṅ̶͕̫͈̮͈́̈͒!̵̨̟̹͙̗̪̎!̶̦̭͎́̎̋̆!̵̝̙̓͜͜͝!̴̢̰̬̪̠̃͊̽͆!̴̹̾̈́!̵̙͔̳͊͆̔̓!̴̧̰͇̯̮͓͍̅́!̵͓̯͖̼͓͘̚͜!̶̯̫̳̣̈!̴͍̱͚̤̙̬̳̈́͠!̵̝̭͛̂̊͐̌!̶̛̘̈͑̾"

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