Hate You (rewrite)

New Joker

Matsukawa shook his head. "Princess, you're in trouble since he's after you."

Hanamaki held you tighter. "He's claiming that we're corrupting you, princess! Don't listen to him!"

Iwaizumi smirked, joining in on the Oikawa slander. "Flat ass is the person to avoid. He's most likely to corrupt the princess."

Everyone but Oikawa burst out laughing.

The brunette, however, was pouting. "So mean!"

You looked at the pouting Oikawa, and sighed. "Stop pouting. Do you want some milk bread?"

He perked up, his eyes lighting up as he looked at you. "You have some?!"

You shook your head. "No."

He became all gloomy again.

"But, I know how to make some."

He perked up again, like a puppy. "Really?!"

You nodded. "Yeah, I can make it for you... on one condition."

He moved closer to you. "Anything!"

You smirked. "Stop calling me princess, and don't get all touchy with me for an entire week."

Everyone froze. Then the guys, except for Oikawa, burst out laughing.

Hanamaki pat your head. "Way to go!"

Matsukawa beamed. "We raised her so well."

Oikawa thought about it, sighing. "Fine."

You were surprised that he'd actually go along with it. 'Does he really like milk bread that much?'

"Speaking of a week..." Iwaizumi interjected. "A week from now, when this deal between Y/n and Oikawa ends, we have a practice match."

"Oh, yeah, against Tobio and his team." You leaned against Matsukawa.

"How'd you know that?" Iwaizumi questioned you, a brow raised.

You answered as if it was the most obvious answer. "Tobio told me the moment he out found. Did you guys really think my cousin and I aren't close?"

Oikawa huffed out a breath. "I was hoping you two weren't really close.

You pulled Hanamaki closer, so you could see his phone. "Stop being a big baby. I'm making you milk bread."

Oikawa didn't look at you. "Whatever." He muttered.

Hanamaki and Matsukawa wrapped their arms around you. "Y/n?"

"Yeah?" You looked up at the two third years that were holding onto you.

They looked at each other and smirked, turning back to you. "Wanna have a threesome?"

That was jokers' code for "Can we come over and chill/play video games/watch anime or movies/etc?"

You didn't even look at them. "Yeah, sure. Whatever you want."

The rest of the team yelled in unison. "WHAT?!"

The rest of the team does not understand joker code.

Oikawa fumed. "Y/n-chan! Don't have a threesome with them! Your virginity is precious, and should only be given away to someone special!"

This caused the three of you to laugh. You leaned against your fellow jokers, struggling to breathe.

Matsukawa was the first of you three to be able to speak. "I think there's been a misunderstanding."

Hanamaki nodded. "We don't mean an actual threesome."

You took over with the explanation, also taking this opportunity to make fun of Oikawa. "It's joker code for asking to go over to each other's house to hang or whatever, nothing sexual about it. You're just not cool enough to communicate on our friend level."

The other two jokers nodded. "Definitely not on our level."

Iwaizumi sighed. "Nothing good is going to come from these three hanging out. Y/n's already embraced their chaos, and has been fully submerged."

"She's cool, though." Hanamaki grinned.

Matsukawa agreed. "She's the only one chill enough to hang around the two of us. The three of us get along well. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?"

"I see no problems." You and Hanamaki agreed in unison.

The rest of the team looked at the three of you in disappointment, shaking their heads.

You've fallen into the role of "the new joker". Along with Hanamaki and Matsukawa, you three are the chaotic jokers of the Aoba Johsai boys' volleyball club.