1 Direction 2.0
Ollie: Hey guys!
Arthur: HI!
Kimi: Mamma mia, we are dead.
Paul: Why?
Dino: Yeah, why?
Kimi: Arthur has a plan...
Paul: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Arthur: Hey... It is also Ollie's idea.
Dino: Maybe we are not going to die!
Arthur: So... Ollie and Me had the ide to add our best friend, Esmee, she is also the daughter of Max Verstappen and another man.
Kimi: WAIT?! MAX VERSTAPPEN HAS A CHILD NEXT TO P?! AND HE IS QUEER?
Ollie: ARTHUR! THAT WAS PROBABLY A SECRET.
Paul: Okay? But of course you can add her!
Ollie added Esmee.
Esmee: The actual fuck is this? Wait...fucking Andrea is here!
Kimi: May?! I WILL NOT BE IN THE SAME GROUPCHAT AS HER!
Esmee: THE SAME FOR ME! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOU LEFT ME!
Kimi: THAT WAS 6 YEARS AGO!
Ollie: Wait, you two know each other?
Esmee: Yes! He WAS my best friend when I was young.
Arthur: Was?
Esmee: Yes. He isnt anymore.
Esmee: I have to go! Imma go to the bakery with my dads and Pen!
Ollie: Bye!
Paul: Bye, Nice to get to know you!
Dino: Same!
Arthur: BYE BITCHHH
Ollie: Kimi, why did she say she WAS your best friend?
Kimi: Something happened when we were young. I would rather not talk about it.
Ollie: Oh, Okay.
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F1 bitches🏎️
Honey Badger 🍯🦡: Im Bored.
Milk boy 🥛: Same.
Honey Badger 🍯🦡: I have an idea! Lets play Never have I ever!
Shirtless: YES! DRAMA!
Grid Mum: If it doesnt involve innappropriate questions, its okay with me.
Honey Badger 🍯🦡: YES! Okay, Never have I ever been in the hospital for something stupid!
Shirtless: ✋
Cat boy🐱:✋
Golden Retriever🦮: ✋
Milk boy 🥛: ✋
Baby Lion🦁: ✋
Lord Perceval👑: ✋
Chili🌶️: Carino... For what?
Milk boy 🥛: I broke my toe because I ran again a glass door... And what does Carino mean?
Chili🌶️: Best friend
Spanish god: No, no lo hace (No it does not)
Chili🌶️: Cállate, yo te pagaré (Be silent, I'll pay you.)
Spanish god: Cuánto( how much)
Chili🌶️: 500 euros
Spanish god: trato (deal)
Tequila🥃: 🍿
Baby Lion🦁: Weird... Anyway! Never have I ever kissed a man!
Grid mum: Max!
Baby Lion🦁:✋
Lord Perceval👑:✋
Grid mum:✋
Ice dad 🧊:✋
Milk boy 🥛:✋
Chili🌶️:✋
'MURICA🦅:✋
Pastry🥐:✋
Spanish God:✋
Multi 21:✋
Tequila🥃:✋
Button:✋
Estie Bestie:✋
Golden Retriever🦮:✋
Canadian boy🍁:✋
Sir Hamilton:✋
Britney 👱♀️:✋
Fashion Icon:✋
Gossip Girl:✋
Small boy😡:✋
Honey Badger 🍯🦡:✋
Shirtless:✋
Cat boy🐱:✋
BotASS🍑:✋
Gossip Girl: DAMN, SO BASICALLY THE WHOLE GRID IS FRUITY!
Grid Mum: PIERRE GASLY! AND DANIEL WE WILL END THIS GAME RIGHT THIS MOMENT!
Honey Badger 🍯🦡: But- We just started...
Grid mum: I dont care! We are stopping now!
Honey Badger 🍯🦡: But-
Ice dad 🧊: Bwoah. Stop.
Baby Lion🦁: Hi isa!
Ice dad 🧊: Hi kid.
Grid mum: Lets go to bed you all!
Canadian boy🍁: So we are going to ignore Max calling Kimi Isa which means Dad in Finnish and Ignoring that Kimi just answered?!?
Baby Lion🦁: Yes.
Ice dad 🧊: Yes.
Grid mum: Yes.
Golden Retriever🦮: Yes.
Estie Bestie: Weird.
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