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{btw this is all one joke hope u like
~mewanies~}

Me:there was a plane going to this place to an other and there was 103 bricks in it one false now how meany is there

Friend:102

Me: yes what's the 3 steps in putting a dear in the fridge?

Friend: I don't know

Me:1,open the fridge 2,put the dear in 3,close the fridge

Friend: *__* .....

Me:ok what's the for steps of. Outing a moose in the fridge

Friend:I i have no clue

Me:ok...1,open the fridge 2,take the dear out 3,put the Moose in 4,close the door

Me:now the hippo is having a party all the animals afar invited which to don't go

Friend: I KNOW THE DEAR AND MOOSE

me :yeah! Now the old lady has to cross the swop that's full of alligators but she is not scared why?

Friend:idk

Me:the alligators are gone to the party lol, now the old lady gets across and died but she didn't get killed by a alligator so how did she die

Friend:just...just...idk

Me: a brick fell on her head lol

I re read this and noticed how bad this is -_- oh well the others are beater

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