Canada and USSR: *playing hockey together*
USA: They haven't killed each other yet, I'm impressed.
Britain: Neither of them have gotten injured so that's good.
USSR: *falls and cuts and breaks his leg* I'm okay!
Canada: Your leg is cut down the middle.
USSR: It's just a scratch.
Canada: Come on, You're getting of the ice before you die.
USSR: I'm fine. *passes out*
Canada: Say that again.
USA: Oh he's dead.
France: *sigh* This is the second time this year.
Britain: yep.
[Soviet lived. He had to have stitches and wear a cast for a month. The last time one of them got injured was when Canada wasn't paying attention and was celebrating a goal, he slammed into the other goal and broke his nose and got a concussion. The hockey duo of injuries.]
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