"Sure," Tango replied.
Silence.
"Where's the music?"
"I dunno, you're supposed to play it."
"Then why'd you ask me if I wanted music?"
"To see if you'd play music."
"Oh, fine, I'll play music," Tango grumbled. He shot Jimmy, who had fallen asleep, an apologetic look before starting to blast deranged monkey sounds on top volume on his phone.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Scott yelled over the screams of the monkeys as Jimmy woke up with a loud "AAAAAAAAA!" and fell on his face.
"Playing music," Tango answered with a completely straight face.
"Please tell me you don't actually listen to this in your free time," Scott said through his clenched teeth.
"Maybe, maybe not," Tango replied, starting to laugh.
"Trust me, he listens to this in his free time," Jimmy piped up, to Tango's dismay.
"I do not!" he squawked.
"You are, like, the worst liar," Jimmy said solemnly, shaking his head in exaggerated sorrow. "I wish I could believe you."
"I do not!" Tango repeated, to deaf ears. He sighed, and paused the monkey noises.
When Scott had finally drove off the mountain, the others were pretty much finished with their ziplining.
Yeah, that was how long it took.
Actually, Scott reasoned, it probably would have been faster if they had just waited for the others to be done zip lining so they could drive them home.
Oh well.
Anyway, Scott had promised Jimmy a sandwich, so now he had to make him one.
[Grian]: WOOO!
That was fun!
[Gem]: Only for you
We were stuck behind you FOREVER
[Joel]: L
[Gem]: Petition to murder Joel
One signature required
[Lizzie]: Signed!
[Joel]: Wait what???
NO STOP
[Gem]: Our goal has been completed!
[Pearl]: I sign too anyway
[Gem]: Joel you better run
[Joel]: Running rn
[Scott]: L
I also sign
[Joel]: Petition to kill Scott?
...
[Gem]: You know what, sure
Scott, you better run too
[Scott]: But I'm not on the mountain anymore
[Gem]: I'll kill you anyway
[Joel]: L
[Gem]: *After I kill Joel
[Scott]: Ha
Not making the same mistake twice
[Joel]: nooooooo
Lizzie save me
[Lizzie]: Sorry
I signed the petition
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Grain Has Added You To Cool People
FanfictionThat one texting highschool AU no one asked for but I needed so shut up and read (I have become an evil Joel) Anyway this is posted on ao3 too with more recent updates so u should read it there. - - - - - [Grian]: Hey everyone and welcome to LIFE! [...
A Bunch Of Stuff That Happened Next Pt. 2
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