Helluva boss hotel twin hellhound

Radio Killed the Video Star

(We open with the next day as Luke is on his phone and Charlie is pacing back and forth in a panic. About the hotel time being cut in half)

Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Luke: Yeah so what is the plan? How do we handle this?

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time, toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts.  People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

Luke: Wow that guys on fire.

(He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it)

Charlie: Err, what is a... "donkey show"?

Luke: I don't think you want to know Charlie.

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel! What do you think Luke.

Luke: Um I say it a good 15 percent that they say no. Look done get me wrong I'm all down for proving that nothing is impossible but to some people this is heaven killing shooting stabbing robing some people just like it.

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?

(waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic)

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep—

(Suddenly, a massive explosion goes off making a hole in the hotel getting their attention. They turn to the freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle)

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor! Come and face—

(Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping tea on the balcony of the second floor)

Sir Pentious: Oh, there you are. Face my wrath!

Alastor: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!

(Alastor dissolves into shadow as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Luke, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin)

Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Luke: Mmmm well your a third rate inventor maybe fifth if anything I'm a top inventor.

(Niffty appears on Luke right shoulder, clearly starstruck)

Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~

Luke: Get off.