The Symbiote Saiyan: What If

The Grinch Part III

Chronoa: Well folks, it's that time of year again. It's Christmas so we don't need another explanation as to what was going on.

The Watcher: The Grinch?

Chronoa (with a bored sigh): The Grinch...

On a familiar Earth....

"For Krillin!" Bulma shouted in her Rescue as the entire army of warriors moved against Demon King Piccolo. With them was Emperor Pilaf, Mai/Vendetta, Commander Red/Carlton Drake, Moon Knight, Taskmaster, and many others bravely fought against the demon king's forces, led by Goku/Venom, Launch/Pistole, and Captain America.

"This is what you did to Krillin! To Master Roshi, Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane, Shu, Chaiotzu, and all our other friends you have slain!" Goku shouted.

"Except for the Rock Hopper! He will not be missed." Venom added in.

"Hey! I am still alive, you know!" Yamcha shouted with disgust, annoyed that he was being picked on once again. That was when a stray beam from Drum struck Yamcha in the chest, killing him instantly. Of course, he landed in his infamous death pose.

"Hahahahaha! Oh that was such perfect timing. Hey Bucky, what day is it? I want to make it on his tombstone with a laughing emoji." Colonel Violet called over to the Winter Soldier.

"It's December 25th. Does that please you?" Bucky Barnes called over, a little annoyed at Violet.

"December 25th! Yamcha died on Christmas! That was a gift.....Christmas......OH SHIT!!!!" Colonel Violet exclaimed as both armies stopped.

"Why are you stopping!? Kill them my children! Kill them all!" Shouted the annoyed King Piccolo, not knowing the reason why everyone had halted. However, he soon got his answer as a green meteor came crashing down from the starry heavens. The closer the astral 'occurrence' got, the more they could hear the song 'Jingle Bell Rock.'

Upon landing, the green meteor emitted an electric explosion that blew everyone back, killing some SHIELD agents, Hydra agents, and demons that were close enough to impact. Looking up, they could make the outline of a dark furry emerald god ascending in front of them all. Yes! It was the eldritch being who stole Christmas! The one the prophets call-

"IT'S THE GRINCH!!!!" Goku exclaimed as they all got up.

"Yes my dear child! I have come for you all! Flee in a frenzy so wild! Now, to make you all fall!" The Grinch exclaimed as he extended his arms in such dramatic anime villain fashion, much like Frieza or Cooler.

"But we killed the Grinch twice! How is this freak keep coming back to life!? We didn't even use the dragon balls!!" Bulma exclaimed.

"Shenron, Porunga, Super Shenron, Dark Star Dragon Ball Shenron, Evil Purple Shenron from that one episode in GT after Super Android 17 was defeated, some weird and hated clone saga from the 90's brought about by The Jackel. It doesn't matter! At this point, we should all expect The Grinch to come back every Christmas, even if there isn't an explanation." Violet groaned.

"I will kill this asshole." Crossbones said as he took out a combat knife and leaped at The Grinch. However, without ever turning his head, The Grinch simply grabbed a hold of his head and snapped it. Everyone stared with shock as Crossbones dropped to the ground, seemingly dead.

"Oh shit, wow. Crossbones is dead. Wasn't he the only Marvel character in the main 616 timeline not to have been killed off?" Violet asked.

"We are going to be deader than The Rock Hopper and The Hobbit." Venom stated with a little bit of fear in his voice as The Grinch rose up, extending his arms as if he was Merged Zamasu.