The funniest shit ever

________________________________

Toni

Could you pass the ketchup Keri?

Keri

Here you go

Toni

Thanks

Babyface

Man I swear I love it here in New York

Stoke

You ain't lying either....beautiful town, conservative bad ass women, hype ass clubs, it's everything.

Larry

Hell yea

Stoke

Yo after the show tomorrow we need to really hit the club

Toni

I hate clubs

Keri

Me too

Stoke

Come on stop being some pussies and let's go to the club tomorrow.

Toni

I'll think about it

Babyface and Larry

She's going!

Toni

What!

Jeffrey

What kind of burger you eating Toni?

Toni

I don't know but it's delicious

Ricky

It looks delicious

Stoke

Let me try

Toni

Ha! You tried it

Stoke

What?

Toni

You neverrrrr thought you was about to "try" my burger. Fuck wrong with you?

Stoke

Okay I see

Toni

Yea

Babyface

Well hurry Toni because I'm about ready to go and you're the only one taking 10 hours to eat a burger and fries.

Stoke

Right!

Toni

Shut up!

Larry

You done?

Toni

You know what... WAITER!

Jeffrey

What you doing?

Toni

Taking my half eaten burger to go

Waiter

Ma'am

Woman to WomanWhere stories live. Discover now