The funniest shit ever
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Toni
Could you pass the ketchup Keri?
Keri
Here you go
Toni
Thanks
Babyface
Man I swear I love it here in New York
Stoke
You ain't lying either....beautiful town, conservative bad ass women, hype ass clubs, it's everything.
Larry
Hell yea
Stoke
Yo after the show tomorrow we need to really hit the club
Toni
I hate clubs
Keri
Me too
Stoke
Come on stop being some pussies and let's go to the club tomorrow.
Toni
I'll think about it
Babyface and Larry
She's going!
Toni
What!
Jeffrey
What kind of burger you eating Toni?
Toni
I don't know but it's delicious
Ricky
It looks delicious
Stoke
Let me try
Toni
Ha! You tried it
Stoke
What?
Toni
You neverrrrr thought you was about to "try" my burger. Fuck wrong with you?
Stoke
Okay I see
Toni
Yea
Babyface
Well hurry Toni because I'm about ready to go and you're the only one taking 10 hours to eat a burger and fries.
Stoke
Right!
Toni
Shut up!
Larry
You done?
Toni
You know what... WAITER!
Jeffrey
What you doing?
Toni
Taking my half eaten burger to go
Waiter
Ma'am
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