"I have late homework that needs to be done" I wanna talk to taehyung.
That wasn't a complete lie since I did have late homework but it was due thursday so I wasn't going to solve it until tomorrow.
He then started to poke my cheek and do some mediocre cute facial expressions. I was getting tired real quick since it was getting really annoying.
"Sorry kid, not even aegyo's going to work on me this time" I said making his shoulders slump.
"I hate you" he said as we walked towards the empty tables.
"I'll make it up to you tomorrow" I said stuffing my face with ramen.
"Since when have you been this eager to solve homework?"
"Wait...."
"YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DON'T YOU!?" He yelled springing out of his seat.
"No you idiot, sit down" people were starting to give us weird looks. What an embarrassment.
"Omo Park Yura you've grown up so much" he said squeezing my cheeks.
"I don't have a boyfriend"
"Pffttt sure"
"So what's he like? " he asked placing his hand underneath his chin.
"I'm serious"
"Besides you're the only one for me kookie" I winked, knowing that being cheeky was my only way out of having to answer questions about my non existent love life.
Thankfully my phone alarm rang signaling that it was already time for me to bounce out.
"Oh its 5 o'clock, gotta go"
"Here have the rest" I said grabbing my jacket and bag before heading out.
I walked home quickly and as expected dad wasn't back home yet. It was nice because now i have more time aloneーand so i rushed upstairs and into my room.
In a few moments I was sitting at my desk, staring at my laptop and waiting for taehyung to connect.
You both have splenda daddy tae in common
Stranger: YOU CALLED ME DADDY YESTERDAY!!1!
You: chill fam
Stranger: so you do want me to be ur daddy ;)
You: lmao no
You: I was just playing with ya
Stranger: so u wanna play with me huh? ;)
Stranger: I won't mind u doing that btw
You: brb
Stranger: are u gonna send nudes
You: what
Stranger: what
You: no i was just tryna buy u some holy water
Stranger: that won't help trust me
Stranger: so n e ways whats ur kik bby
You: ew don't call me 'bby'
You: and it's yurangel
Stranger: I can't breathe
Stranger: yurangel? seriously?
You: what's wrong with it?
Stranger: u could've used much better usernames like yuranus but u chose yurangel?
You: ur weird lol
Stranger: I know im awesome u don't have to keep saying it jeez
You: okay bro
Stranger: don't call me bro its:/
You: wdym it's:/
Stranger: cus like i wanna fuck so its weird when u call me bro
You: the.
Stranger: WHAT ITS WEIRD IT SOUNDS LIKE INCEST !!
You: bye
You disconnected.
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this is trash bc i wanna sleep
