Note: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
Me: *in head* PHEW! I finished washing the dishes! I'll go wash my hands now.
Everybody in the house: *in head* SHE HAS FINISHED THE DISHES! WE SHALL MAKE THEM DIRTY AGAIN! SNACK TIIME!!
*makes a sandwich and uses three knives, 5 spoons, 3 plates and a fork*
*wants a cup of juice and uses 4 spoons, 3 knives and 4 cups*
Time-12:02
*finishes washing hands*
Me: *sees all the dirty dishes*
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It's like they can read your mind once you finish the dishes!! UGH *rolls eyes*.
5) They use the dishes for the STUPIDEST REASONS EVER!!
"I need a bowl to carry the ketchup that I will dip my sandwich in"
Well, genius, whY DON'T YOU PUT THE KETCHUP ON THE SANDWICH!!
"I need a plate to hold my strawberries"
DO STRAWBERRIES REALLY NEED A BOWL??
"The chips/popcorn need a plate"
Eat from the BAG.
6)
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7) THAT IS SO MEEEEE!!!
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8) I love my mom and everything but:
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9) Let's be serious. I'M LAZY. YOU'RE LAZY. WE'RE ALL LAZY.
Mom: GO DO THE DISHES!!
Me: I HAVE HOMEWORK!
*continues watching YouTube*
I proposed to my mother to just not wash the dishes until the end of the day.
She didn't understand why that's a good idea. IT'S THE BEST IDEA EEVVEERR!!
WHHHYYYY?? Because:
1) In the morning, they use ALL the dishes in 1 hour and then they can't dirty dishes no more. So either THEY wash them, or they suffer throughout the day. But my siblings are lazy asses so......
2) It saves BILLIONS of hours.
3) Dishes are for food and if there's no dishes then there's no food and no food means getting skinnier!
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4) We don't have to wash the same dish 5 times in a day when you can only wash it once a day. Because of my AWESOME idea.
