Oh My God He Loves Me; A Danisnotonfire fanfic

Chapter 26

"You fucker." Dan says.

We keep listing off the ingredients and putting them in Dans hands. He has to put them all down.

"Okay first you need to preheat the oven!" Dan says.

"If your a girl make sure you don't burn your boobs while you lean over the heaters." I say.

"Words if wisdom from Samantha." Emma says.

"You know it." I say. I turn on the oven.

"Now we need to measure everything out." Dan says.

"PHIL IS THE OLDEST!" Me and Emma yell together. Phil groans then starts to measure out the stuff.

"Then after you do that you need to pour it all in a big bowel!" Dan gets a bowel and sets it down. All of us start putting all the ingredients in until Dan starts spilling flour everywhere.

"DAN STOP GETTING FLOUR EVERYWHERE!" Emma yells.

"I would try but I have a mixer as a hand!" He says, then puts his arm in his shirt then holds a mixer in his hand.

"You fucking idiot." I say then pour the flour in.

"Now we stir!" Dan says.

"EMMA IS THE YOUNGEST!" I yell.

"So are you!"

"Your a few months younger though." I say. Emma groans then starts stirring the stuff. "Some things you can do while you mix is throwing water at your boyfriend."

"Wait what?" Dan asks then I throw water at him then run away.

"MY ARM IS TIRED!!" Emma yells. Dan chases after me then picks me up.

"Your heavy." Dan says.

"Wall naw!" I say. He carries me into the kitchen then he puts me down.

"When your done stirring you need to put it in a lubricated pan." Dan says. I get the pan then start lubricating it with that spray stuff.

"Lubricate!" I say with every spray then I do. Get that shit out of your head you perverts.

"Now we need to put this shit in this lube then spread it around." Dan says. I take the bowel then pour it in and Phil spreads it out.

"Now put that lubricated pan with the shit in the preheated oven." Dan says. I put it in the stove.

"Now we dance!" I say. We keep doing random stupid stuff until the brownies are done. Dan pulls them out and sits them down.

"Now we need to wait for it to cool." Dan says.

"Well while it cools i'm going to watch T.V." I say.

"Me too!" Dan says then follows me.

"WAIT FOR US!" Emma and Phil yell. I sit and lean against Dan then fall asleep.

"BABE WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Dan yells in my ear about 30 minutes later. I sit up then put my hand on my stomach. Oh motherly reflexes. Phil is holding the camera.

"The brownies are cool!" Phil says.

"I WANNA DECORATE!" I yell then jump up and run to the kitchen. Everyone follows me then I smell the brownies.

"So we're going to split it in fourths for all of us. Samantha set the camera up at the table." Dan says. I groan then pick up the camera.

"I'm pregnant I shouldn't be doing these things." I say.

"Shutup." Emma says.

"I hate you." I say.

I set up the camera then Emma sets up 4 chairs. All of us sit down then get a plate with a brownie on it. 

"Okay lets all decorate!" Dan says.

"Mine's going to be a suprise!" I say.

"Mine is going to be a placenta!" Emma says.

I start covering mine with green. Emma just pelts hers with red and pink. It doesn't look like a placenta it just looks like a bloody mess.

After we all finishwe present it.

"So mine is Dan." I say. "See the green complection, then the yellow jagged teeth, and don't forget about the 20 eyes."

"You bitch." Dan says. 

"MINE IS A PLACENTA!" Emma yells then shows the camera but the brownie falls on the table. "OH NO THE PLACENTA PLOPPED OUT! I CAN SAVE YOU!"

"Fucking dipshit." I mumble then facepalm.

"Mine is Samantha! See the beautiful purple skin, with the red hair, and red eyes, and only 2 teeth." Dan says. I laugh.

"I'm beautiful Dan." I say.

"Mine is Emma. If you can see the horns, and the blue body, and the yellow teeth!" Phil says.

"Okay so in the end we all just made each other in the ugly way that we are!" I say.

We end the video by eating our brownie. About 2 hours later me and Dan are sitting on the sofa while Emma and Phil are editing the video. They walk in and Emma puts her hands behind her back then looks down at her feet.

"We have some news." Phil says.

"Yeah?" I ask.

"Well, i'm pregnant." Emma says.

A/N: EMMA YOUR PREGNANT ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY AFTER BUGGING ME ALL DAY GOD YOUR A BITCH!