I knew a bloke in Coolangatta
He was fat but his wife was fatter
Their son was fat and their duck
Required their own transport truck
To travel around Coolangatta
The fat son moved to Parramatta
Quite a distance from Coolangatta
He sold his truck to buy a wife
Who got him into so much strife
When she joined him in Parramatta
That sneaky wife in Parramatta
Soon ran away to Oodnadatta
She married herself a pro cricketer
Who was wicked but she was wicked-er
The sleazy wife from Parramatta
That cricketer owned a big truck
Purchased to carry his pet duck
She couldn’t believe her eyes
That duck was such a surprise
She told her husband to go ----
