*Hermione Granger is leaping like a ballerina around the common room*
"What in merlins beard happened to 'Mione?" Ron exclaimed, shock written all over his face.
"I have a hunch, it involves Snapes' secret stash of drugs" Harry shrugged.
"Snape has drugs, where are mine?" Ginny exclaimed in anger.
*meanwhile in the potions masters office*
"Where in the bloody hell did my drugs go?" Severus shouted, fury written all over his face.
*Albus Dumbledore is prancing around the great hall, singing Christmas carols*
"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRRR!"
*Back in the Gryffindor common room*
*everyone is high af*
*Hermione and Ron are both completely wasted and passed out*
*Harry thinks he's an eagle*
*Ginny is making out with the couch*
*Neville is laying on the floor*
*McGonagall is screeching like a dying tortoise*
"Everything is well and dandy" Slurred Seamus.
*Memory ends here*
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HP on Crack!
FanfictionHave you ever wondered what would happen - if the characters of Harry Potter, got ahold of drugs, alcohol and sugar. Well i have! And i bet you have as well. I honestly have no clue where this will go, it could get very fuckin' weird. *All footage...
