"Hi." I blush. I never knew how gorgeous he was.
"Can you wait for me in the bathroom?"
"Sure."
"Teacher! Can I use the Lavatory?"
"Yes Tanner!" The teacher calls over all the talking students.
I somehow have to find a way to go to the restroom too.
"Teacher. I know Tanner is out and your rule of only one person of each gender going to the bathroom at once... But I REALLY need to go!" I pretend to make a weird 'I need to pee' dance and she caves.
"Of course! You don't need a pass just go. It looks urgent."
"Thank you!" I run out of the classroom.
I approach the bathroom and open the door.
"Hey." I hear Tanner's voice
"Hello!" I greet innocently,
"I really like you. Do you like me back?"
"Um.... Yes?" I say back nervously.
He gets down on one knee and holds my left hand between his 2 large hands.
"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"Of course." I say excitedly then laughs and lifts me and spins me around. Kissing me as I land. I have a boyfriend. Well, I guess I'm gonna be Mr. Anthony Daley.
Sounds even more perfect.
Sam's POV
"Okay Colton. Let's prove that you like dudes ONCE AND FOR ALL!" I say very knightly.
"'Kay." He replies.
"First... Come over my house. Let me see what you're wearing."
"Ugh. I have to get up?"
"Yes."
He hangs up with a sassy "UGH."
I hear the doorbell ring and I open it to see gayness. 100% pure gay guy.
He's wearing one of those French hats (I didn't bother learning the name) a magenta sweatshirt that is WAY too big for him, TOMs, And red jeans that look so tight I can hear his balls screaming for mercy.
I hold my pink clipboard in my hand with a list of gay things
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Thing|Gayness Lvl|Sexiness
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Outfit| 9/10 | 7/10
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"Aww! Your clipboard is #Adorable!"
|Speech| 10/10| 9/10.|
"Let's go."
"OO! Where?! Are we going to look at puppies?! I FUCKING WUB PUPPIES!!!"
I don't even think that was a category. Just weirdness.
"You'll see little one."
"I'm bigger than you and I can beat your ass up."
That's the straightest thing I've heard him say. Ever.
I plan to take him to Starbucks. I brought earplugs to block out his screaming.
"What are those tiny things in your ears? They are so cute- OH MY FUCKING GOD STARBUCKS!!!!"
|Screaming| 9/10| 100/10|
Aww. He's adorable. And wait... WHAT IS HE DOING?!
He opens the car door and tucks and rolls out of the car and into the store.
IS HE INZAYN?! (A/N Teehee)
I run after him.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
"There was a sale. And you can tell that there will be a crowd in exactly 3...2...1... RUN!"
He grabs my hand a he runs for the line.
"Phew. That was close."
I see a mess of people outside the door. Smushed faces against the glass door.
"Now. Order." I say.
"Hi! I would like a grande vanilla latte with extra vanilla and caramel sauce roasted at 127 degrees F with lots of whipped cream for Colton please?"
"Coming right up ma'am."
"IM A BOY!"
"Oops. My bad fag." The guy at the counter joked.
"GRRRRRR IM GONNA THROW A BF!" (A/N White Chicks Reference)
"You're going to throw your boyfriend at me?" He looked confused yet still smiling.
"NO! IM GONNA THROW A BITCH FIT! I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER! Better yet. I'm going to write a letter!"
"No. No sir, I don't think that's necess-"
Colton grabs the pen from the barista's apron and a napkin and begins writing in cursive. Dotting his "i's" with little hearts.
|Writing| 100000/10| 6/10|
"DEAR MRS. STARBUCKS. I AM HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS DOUCHEBAG 'Christian Madsen' THAT HE DOESNT RESPECT THE CUSTOMERS FOR THEIR DIFFERENCES.
Colton R. Jones."
"Now. I want respect. Or I'm sending this to the Starbucks headquarters so they can fire your ass."
"I was kidding. Just... Teasing. And you're uh. kinda cute. Wanna hook up?" He is flirting with Colton. He's pushing a straw in and out of his fist and winks at Colton.
"Tee hee." Colton looks at him and then snaps into reality.
"IM NOT GAY!" He retorts.
Oh boy.
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IM NOT GAY I PROMISE! (Canthony Midnight Red Fanfic)
Teen FictionColton Jones is one weird 17-year-old. He explains to his friends (and himself) that he's not gay. He calls boys hot, cute, and even sexy sometimes. But nope. He's not gay. Some people say that he is just kidding. But his friends say otherwise. One...
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